"Why does the sushi chef have to be Asian?"
"THIS IS THE SLOWEST HEALTH CARE FACILITY I'VE EVER BEEN TO."
"Get the cheese stick. It will change the way you view the world."
"Ignore the naysayers. This is cool technology. Albeit a lame ending, but worth a short 20 minute wait."
"Never ever play the slots here. You will not win."
"Rude, sassy, female employees who think they're awesome, won't sell you a Red Car Trolley souvenir cup at the regular price if you want the less-costly ice cream bar. How illogical."