"The most incompetent mgmt I've ever dealt with, from giving us the wrong apt and purposely turning off our water heater to "not receiving" our 3 emails and 2 phone calls detailing our intent to vacate"
"ask for chaz--he's the best!!!"
"quite possibly the worst target--with the slowest checkout lines--in the history of the free world."
"grab a bottle of sorrento's root beer!"
"best. pizza. ever. try the bruschetta with tomato fondutta--severely underrated."
"grab a hot dog--the chili is AMAZING!"