"We thought the Calamari Nero was the tastiest bomba. Worth the resulting Shar Pei tongue."
"Pretty slow service considering everything is already smoked."
"The capital P is for "pie". Now you know."
"Pack light and pick up your Moroccan souvenirs back at home at Sahara. Have fun reminiscing while you chat with the owners and sip mint tea."
"Takes forever to transfer flights; leave enough time just to walk/bus/tram!"
"Get the cafecito cubano con leche"