"Kiva räkälä ja digijukebox on sex, mutta entinen laku shot on juuri vaihdettu huonoon versioon - älä osta!"
"Can I get a Mojito? - We don't have mojitolonkero. ... I mean the drink, mojito. - No."
"Pizza is crazy-good! And the breakfast scrambled eggs are something to look forward after a good night's sleep."
"Fernets, Sheriff's and other tasty officers of law are plenty around 'ere"