"9/10 your planes not leaving on time. If they say your leaving early, you'll sit and wait for two hours loaded. And good luck with those chains "
"Check out a Cubs game at Wrigley, then go see the Sox at U.S. Cellular, same game different kinds of Chicago."
"$5 military matinée movies"
"This place is creepy, however open on Sunday's for state inspection."
"Choo Choo chocolate stout.. Really good, one of the few that have the chocolate taste and not just the smell"
"Take the shuttle bus from the hotel to anywhere, the lady's a boss.."