"They will validate your parking! $4 to notorize docuuments."
"This is a dmv in disguise! Rude staff and long waits...I just need something notorized!"
"Everyone that works here is super sweet! Try the tandoori, yum!"
"Ask for marilyn, she is very gentle. $8.99 for brow threading....bargain!"
"Go to napolis on burbank instead!"
"Try the thai iced tea! Super tasty!"