"Don't let the divey appearance scare you away. The burgers taste like they're fresh off your dad's grill. Possibly the best burgers you'll ever have at a restaurant."
"Two baskets full of fresh produce for $15!"
"No Happy Hour specials. Food is good, but it's overpriced and the service is slow."
"Fantastic happy hour specials on sushi and drinks! Great bartenders."
"Great vets at Banfield here."
"Bought a new car here and have had nothing but exceptional service. Couldn't beat their new vehicle deals anywhere in town!"