Krystal Brown

"Don't ever go here. The guy who runs this place is an insane old man. I was close to whopping his ass tonight."

"Now serving hot West Indian food (possibly the former Feeding Tree's from next door). Tasty and affordable (relatively)."

"Try the turkey burger, it's on point. Lunch specials, too."

"Make sure they don't cut your hair different from how you want it, like they did mine. Be clear about what you want and watch them in the mirror as much as you can."