"To say this McDonald's employs only CHUSMAS is an understatement. Que griteria!"
"Used to come here all the time. Now I remember why I stopped. Try the car wash on 17th Ave and SW 1st Street. They do a WAY better job!"
"They always get the order wrong and give attitude like it's your fault they got it wrong."
"El dentista de los artistas! Not bad on the eyes either."
"I suggest you try another Chase... You'll be here forever."
"They NEED to bring back the yuca bites!"