"I did not see any coffee-related tips. That should have been a clue."
"You want the guacamole."
"Kids story time on Thursday mornings at 11. Good free air-conditioned fun :)"
"If it turns off, this button reactivates it"
"Avoid entering the building unless you Are fond of filth, ants, cracked tiles, etc. There is a play area where your kids can hang out with future criminals who roughhouse unhindered by employees."