"Pacific students: if you're tired of Einstein or Starbucks coffee, get the cafe sua da here. It's strong enough to last you through pharmaceutics with Rao."
"In the mood for rice? Try the Com Ga Roti. Scrumptious!!"
"Good food. Large serving. Horrible service."
"Ask for Ninh. He'll take care of you."
"The chocolate cookies are made of baby angels' butt. Holy delicious!"
"Come in on your birthday for some Free Awesome Flower designs!"