"Easter Sunday 2013 is the final day Empire Dine and Dance will be open. I really hope I am the final mayor."
"Since moving to its new location, Moody Lords has quickly become my new go-to place to buy used records in Portland. It's carefully curated, reasonably priced.. and it shows."
"R.I.P. Sounds Absurd has closed down, and moved to Michigan."
"Shawn now takes credit cards! No need to carry cash just for a visit."
"watch out for the mayor, he wears snakeskin pants"
"LAME! The BBB is now $7! Blasphemy."