"Meat is flavorless and cold"
"Got the package haircut and shave. Well taken care of and can say it's closer then I usually get when shaving."
"If you pay with a credit card make sure to check the statement the next day. I got charged double my bill plus tip. Needless to say if I go back, I'm paying cash."
"Grab tickets weeks in advance"
"$59+tax for next day shipping!? Sign me up."
"Quarterback sack with bacon ftw"