"Cheap bagels and croissants! Do not recommend the coffee though."
"Cheap and bohemian place to hang out! Go for the cocktails!"
"Good wine at affordable prices! Follow the wine tastings!"
"Lifehack: if you have the time, find the supermarket and get dirty cheap croissants, fruits, beer and other stuff. Difference in price tenfold."
"No AC in the summer is a big turnoff. Good macarons, esp salted caramel ones. The croissants are worth a try, but only really early in the morning."
"Your promotions are fake! Shame on you!"