Kurtis Stalnaker

"not the place to go if you're claustrophobic. very busy and tables are very close together."

"exit only means exit only. when you drop off your bags at the x ray machines PLEASE read the signs. signed, the bag runners of PDX"

"this place burnt to the ground about a month ago due to a car fire that spread to the building. nothing there anymore. try burger king at jandtzen beach"

"come to the helpdesk in aa4 room 110 to have us fix your computer for free!"