"Bartender Ryan is the fastest gun in the west. If you're by yourself, sit at the bar and stare at him awkwardly as he slings drinks."
"Taco pizza. That is all."
"They clean clothes! Nice people and their dog loves to chat."
"Best/cheap Chinese ever."
"Pretty sure the servers are just actors pretending to be waiters and the restaurant isn't real either."
"Their food overachieves consistently at all hours. Brunch takes your favorite 14 'go-to' items in the breakfast realm and puts them on a menu for easy ordering. +no wait for a table!"