"Only one pinball: The Sopranos"
"This Taco Bell seems to be the only one that won't let you make the tacos in combos Doritos tacos."
"It's better to sit outside on the slanted tables than inside with the loud music which they say cuts out if they turn it down."
"The shake machine is never working. I think they just want to go home early and it takes too long to clean it."
"If you want the .99 burrito supreme deal, you have to ask for that price otherwise they charge you 2.49. Same burrito."
""I (heart) Thousand Oaks" t-shirts? Really?"