"Service excellent food bleh but what can you expect from a 4 dollar burger"
"Excellent service food is bleh but what can ya'll expect for 4 dollars"
"Mario is the best server"
"Brussel sprouts have never tasted better! Eat them by the handful."
"Avoid autumn the cashier, she is both rude and throws your bottles around. Surdyks needs to hire friendly cashiers."