"Mediocre Coffee, but the cookies are legittttt"
"If a man with a goatee asks you about beer, offer Chardonnay"
"Not a great gym. They should blast a siren every time someone slams a weight. It happens so often the fire department might show up. If you can't set the weight down, then don't lift it."
"They ended the excellent happy hour special. This placed is doomed without it"
"Stick to lunch specials... Everything else is a rip-off"
"This place is great. Beware of Kobe!"