"Great fish tacos. Try the "salami for your mommy" footlong. So juicy"
"I wanna f$@k a dog in the ass"
"Essentially Polynesian Broadway. Totally worth sitting through the yawning, Lion King-esk first half to watch them play with fire in the second half."
"Try the Longboard dark lager. Better than Yuengling"
"Gypsy house, but they LOOOOVE to party"
"So much sausage, its unreal....."