"Felecia is the happiest employee I've ever seen. ("Welcome to the best Taco Bell in the world!") Service is fast here. Happier Hour is great."
"A number of geocaches are hidden here."
"A geocache is hidden here."
"A geocache is hidden here. Also, there's a strange cranking contraption you can play with and an outdoor piano."
"Guess the Wi-Fi password. I dare you."
"Every time I've been here there has been only one (unhappy) employee working."