"Honey butter chicken biscut is muy bueno!"
"Jen makes the world eat drinks.... EVER!"
"They have free WiFi :-)"
"You're better off with a credit union than with these criminals."
"The rooms here are phenominal, the staff is VERY friendly, made to order food available 24 hrs a day, and starbucks coffees made on site. What's not to like about this place?"
"The staff here is top notch and will take care of you like you're family."