"Grab a tootsie roll from the bottom drawer"
"Look for the mistake on the wall future is engraved as euture"
"I had the wings on game night and they were excellent. Came back later for bday drinks and the bartender was an ahole to say the least...kept complaining he didn't get a big enough tip."
"Come on your birthday and let them know to receive a free cannoli"
"Try the Russian cocaine shot if you like coffee!"
"Food was great but the tap beer was not cold"