"I've never been to a panera I didn't like... This one is cozy and has outstanding customer service!"
"Best Mexican around...have the pollo in cream chipotle...AMAZING"
"Jen is one spicy tamale...be careful though...Matisse might just be watching"
"Slip Jen a $5 bill and she will go all night to keep you satisfied, a dolla makes her holla and she always aims to please honey boo boo child"
"If you hide in the closet, Jen won't notice your existence, also, try taking pictures of her when she sleeps, she likes that"
"Vodka pie is the BEST also, don't bother coming here on weekends or after7:30...you won't get a seat at that point"