"House drink is the White Mojitian - ask the bartender"
"Bus is always late. Be patient."
"Emergency tacos are always on hand."
"This is really the anoka high school footbridge"
"The continental breakfast here is generally pretty fantastic (breakfast burritos!!) and there is nobody checking your room key for it. Sneak in!"
"Foam night once a month is a riot. Giant bubble fountian in the electronic music room."