"Check out the irie fountain"
"Get the breakfast burrito or nachos"
"On Saturday get a pizza and a pitcher and watch College Football"
"Get out if you're not a local. Haha Kooks!"
"Go to XS, to the center of the dance floor, while Deadmau5 is playing, and fist pump so hard that you accidentally punch a random dude in the face...Vegas!"
"On a Sunday, sit at the bar, get a Hoegaarden, order the fish/chips or one of the burgers and enjoy four 42" flat screens in your face with a different game on each. Place is epic"