"Here's a tip. Don't out Mayor me, noah!"
"When the bathroom smells like stinkypoopoodiarrhea....use the family restroom down the hall and around the corner."
"Fast service, grumpy waitress, no spring rolls or Bun. I wish Pho Viet was closer to home."
"The Baron is delicious! Get the vegan ranch. Doesn't sound good, but is creamy, garlicky and awesome."