"Service is good here, but it's a good idea to leave a large tip."
"As many M&Ms as you're capable of ingesting."
"This is a great place to go when you need an ER. Instead of waiting in the waiting room, they take you straight to an exam room and get to work!"
"There's a snack table in the gallery every day. Could come in handy when you're in South Lake Union, penniless, and need a Rice Krispie Treat."