"Don't hog the TV remote. Or at the very least, put the TV on a channel that is universally acceptable as workout viewing. Republican debates & the TV Guide channel are unacceptable."
"Really strong & cheap drinks counterbalance the slow service."
"The late nite employees are really cool about helping you get what you need as long as it doesn't involve PowerPoint, binding, collating or other boring crap. Remember to set up your files correctly!"