"Open Bar and Clothing Optional"
"Refer a friend to David Valencia and/or Larry Tow during the month of September and receive a $25 give certificate off each of your haircut and color."
"Vote for Dk Hair on Channel 10 news A List and receive a complimentary Power Dose deep treament. Good stuff for the hair!"
"If you come over without calling first, you just may find me lounging around in my underwear. Just saying."