"Do you generally like me as a person? Then don't go here. You'll hate it. I don't even think they actually serve pizza. What a waste!"
"Get the Cinnamon Bun French Toast... thank me later."
"My darling friends: try the beer cheese soup. Though I do not speak so highly of very many things in life, this soup is truly worth your time."
"Head to Buckley's and try the most amazing carrot cake in Milwaukee!"
"Go to Points East Pub and get the wings - best wings in town! Wash it down with a pitcher of High Life"