"Played Willow/Maple eighteen - interesting layout, and even though the place is mowed fairly well, the weeds are getting out of hand."
"Best learn how to hit shots out of three-inch Bermuda rough, 'cause you'll surely be doing some of that..."
"This is the ACTUAL place! Don't fall for the other listing..."
"Our server was Nikki, and you'd do well if you ended up with her! She was super!"