"If you need to use the restroom ladies leave your purse with your traveling companion or else you will have to run it through the usda checkpoint"
"Cheapest and closest gas station to the airport fill up your rental here"
"Great place to pick up gifts before you leave the island"
"Pool is 4ft deep. Not great for diving in"
"Repaired my iPhone in 4 mins. Amazing work!"
"Margaritas need a little work, too much mix not enough booze"