"Best sushi in Chinatown. You can order online from LivingSocial and it is ready within minutes!"
"Gets really busy in the morning...double check your order before leaving!"
"On Mondays they are usually out of bananas."
"Beware of the industrial sized Margaritaville"
"TSA hates snowglobes :("
"Every time you leave dishes in the sink God kills a kitten."