"Not every experience at red lobster is as horrible as everyone says it is. Good food, good service, you are bound to wait at any good restaurant on a Friday or Saturday night...patience is a virtue."
"Always return at night unless planned ahead of time. Never come back between the hours of 1 and 6 am while drunk!"
"Try the bacon... did you know this was on the tv show "Diners Drive-Ins and Dives"? Indeed..."
"Get a USA today if you have a boring class... there are always puzzles to keep you busy."