"As of today, it is now a requirement to come here with me if you want to be my friend."
"Everyone should plan their banquets here. Tracie is the BEST."
"Watch out for javelinas"
"Order the house special."
"Deodorant is difficult to find"
"No one in this room will help you learn how to use four square. Also Nola broke her moms dentures 9 times."