"The women's bathroom on the first floor has tons of lovely lotions for you to use!"
"It seems like they've closed all of the women's bathrooms due to construction for the time being. Your best bet is to run to Foellinger or UGL."
"Try some gelato near the Garcia's Pizza check-out!"
"You can get your eyelashes dyed here - ideal for those with transluscent blonde eyelashes like me!"
"WiFi is free, but only after you watch a 30 second ad. Hey, at least it's free though!"
"All of the group fitness classes will make you work! The instructors are always so sweet, but aren't afraid to make you sweat."