"The fried chicken was amazing and the rest of the menu looks delicious!"
"Everything is fresh and delicious. Keep your eyes open for periodic specials. Right now limited time only "The Hangover": provolone, shaved ham, fried egg on a croissant. $7. Nothing over $7 on menu."
"Awesome Sashimi and Sushi. Try the Fire Viking Roll. It's served on fire! Happy hour, 4-6pm 30% off sushi!"
"You can ask for samples if you've never tried something before. :-) Awesome happy hour specials."
"Best corner in Springfield! ::sarcasm::"