"It'll be hard to keep myself from this place daily."
"Nothing amazing...but at least the lunch specials are only $4.99."
"Miss Princess...yum, yum!"
"My mom LOVES the lemon pepper wings! I have a weakness for good Mexican food, so I can close my eyes, point and order. Haha!"
"Slow your ass down coming around the parking garage corners."
"Avoid the east-facing side of bldg 2 at midnight-1ish unless you desire to leap through the sprinkler system to access the bldg."