"Happy hour is to die for. $3 wells and drafts. Plus they have jalepeno mac & cheese AND a photo booth. Duh."
"Come for the wine. And never leave sober."
"Boys town this week. If you like man meat, come join. Ryan and Mike galore."
"New couch! Come partay! More things to follow."
"Don't bring food in here. We will eat it all."