Lauren Driskill

"Don't forget Blondie's cousin who crushes beer cans between her ass cheeks! Takes booty clappin' to a new level."

"Ladies, skip the heels and suit up in your combat boots!"

"Airtran/southwest is what you want if you want shitty service and a plane with no roof. Enjoy."

"Dirty bird....pure heavenly delight. My friend tried his with pork, we call it a ' dirty pig' and it was equally as delicious!"