"Holy guacamole burger. Nuff said."
"No tootin on the treadmills, please."
"Thursday is ladies night! Half priced dranks, and two appetizers per chick on the casa. I'd recommend the insalata tre colori and the mac and cheese! Beware of automatic 20% gratuity."
"Not a sushi restaurant, at all. If you need Japanese groceries, here's your place."
"These bitties know how to rock pasta parties"
"Buffalo chicken Mac n cheese, in my mouth."