Lauren Korleski

"The guy who works here was born 3 hours before me in the same hospital, on the same day, in the same year as me. Creepy but he's hot so I'll take it"

"This place is fucking terrifying. I'm gonna pretend that I'm not the only person buying beer when everyone else is clearly waiting for someone to sell them crack... But that's just not the case"

"Ahmad is a great guy! He has gone out of his way for me on countless occasions. Always come to him when I need a good deal!"

"Cool pirate bar. Great cocktails. Ask for a woowoo!"

"These burgers fit my tiny hands!"

"These folks work super hard. Respect their hustle!"