Lauren Poirier

"No keys available for rooms as the machine to activate them was broken. Rooms are Stinky and resemble either the bedroom of a 70's porno or some sketchy horror movie. Don't bother"

"So we saw a mouse in our room, they offered to switch us into another room down the hall which was closet sized...it sounded as though some sort of how-down was going on up stairs-do not stay here!"

"Not a check in to be proud of"

"Watch out for the robin"