"Horrible experience with pushy salespeople following you around."
"The only thing better than the service is the peach cobbler! If you grab a meal, make sure you leave room for dessert!"
"The only memorable thing at this restaurant was the great feeling if walking out the door. The noodles were dry and overcooked, the stuffed mushrooms were slimy. Avoid even if dying!"
"Apple cinnamon chips and Greek yogurt cream cheese are both amazing!"
"When you hear the Banjos, hike faster!"
"They want how much for that damaged furniture? I think NOT!!!"