"Over priced for what it is. Amazing chocolate but you can find better in the 'burbs"
"Don't bother running for city trains in the mornings. One comes at least every 5 minutes"
"If working in this building, go across the road to the lobby cafe for good coffee. Also, if you go there enough, the guy will remember your coffee!"
"When the automatic piano is playing upstairs, sit down at it, and pretend that you're the one playing."
"Go to Bungalow on a Friday afternoon after work to enjoy a Fat Yak or Beez Neez"