"$3 beers...even the good ones :)"
"Don't check in while driving :D"
"Watch out for snakes, they're everywhere!"
"If you like wheat beer, try the Boulevard Wheat, brewed in Kansas Ciry."
"Don't say anything about the rope lights."
"If you just want plain coffee with cream, crack out The C Store (next to the bookstore), its the same brew and much cheaper. :)"