"Love this bar and everything about it."
"This place is awesome! Try the chai latte and tip your barista."
"Peppermint ice cream is my favorite!"
"I just found a screw in my salad here. Accidents happen, but be careful!"
"I'm pretty sure the night drive through guy is a muppet."
"Excellent selection of tobacco products and beers, and sodas. They have cloves!"