"Great classes with great instructors! Try a Zumba class or spin class in the black light room."
"Excellent baristas that are very knowledgable about the area and products. Great selection of books, apparel, gear, and gifts. Try the Paria pleasure latte with a homemade baklava!"
"Make sure you've got your thunderwear on!"
"Awesome atmosphere, quality coffee, and friendly baristas! Try the black and white mocha frost."