"Buffalo chicken tenders are gross....."
"Pizza great! Beer selections great! Cigarette smoke heavy."
"Tina gives the best haircuts. Ask for her!"
"Food sucks worse than a $1 on $5 night. Forget the food, get a few waboritas in ya before you eat...."
"Get the chicken nachos but get the pot roast from the disco fries.... yum...."
"Ask for the happy ending or the double you trouble....."